"If I were to write a book about myself", Audrey once told her son Sean, "it would start like this: I was born on May 4, 1929, and I died three weeks later". At twenty-one days of age, she contracted such a terrible case of whooping cough that her heart stopped. Ella, who was a rather strict Christian Scientist and had not called a doctor, revived her by spanking. "There was no giving up on this baby", said Sean. "I think that had an effect on her whole life, [as if she’d been given] a second chance".
to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet
"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.